In Perth Woodside's Jane Turner swears the Western Force will take their frustrations out on New Zealand's Waikato Chiefs:

"Sadly, our final hopes did die

But this week the winning try

with be scored by Hooker, Tai

We play the Chiefs with no bye

This week, we will make them cry!"

And in Brisbane, Origin Energy petroleum engineer Tim Ogilvie has faith that the Reds will also find a degree of redemption at the end of a disappointing season.

"My weekend will kickoff with the Reds defeating the Blues thanks to a rampaging Leroy Houston. Smashing some Blues players off the line, he'll score right from the opening whistle!"

Enjoy the games, Jane and Tim.